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The Sad Life of Timmy TurnerI don't want to seem dark, twisted, and demented, but I think allot of people seem to feel sorry for poor Timmy Turner. If you think about it his parents seem to neglect him, Vikki constantly abuses him both mentally and physically. Mr. Crocker whom lost his fairy god parents when he was a child is constantly suspicious of Timmy due to unexplainable things that randomly happen in his life. In short because he feels that because he failed to keep his fairies he became bent on seeing Timmy fail. That's why he always create new way on giving Timmy an "F" for failure due to his inner hate for failing himself. Cosmo although means well only seem to care more of himself when he is not constantly slipping in and out of his intelligence swings. The only reason cosmo is like that is due to the stress of living up to the Von Strangle legacy causing him to develop a bi-polar disorder. The only one that actually seems to care for Timmy not only as a friend or a god-parent , but as a real mot
My Rant on Censorship on Cuss WordsDamn - A beaver's habitat.
Shit/Crap - Other words for poop.
Bitch - Another word for female dog.
Fucking - A village in Austria.
Hoe - A gardening tool.
Cunt - Another word for female genitalia.
Ass - Another word for donkey.
Gay - A surname.
Dick - A nickname for Richard.
Cock - Another word for a rooster.
Fag - Another word for cigarette.
Hell - The opposite of Heaven.
People Chill out when someone saying cuss words because it pointless to bashed on little simple thing because there more to life than just censoring words like heck even lot of parents cussed lot too.
Yeah Cussing is not that bad because hello they are just words for other ways it not like they can kill someone like a gun.
hetalia - la festa in maschera! pt 3 (fine)Pov Lombardia
sentii che Ungheria e Russia parlavano a sottovoce di qualcosa.
così mi fermai e loro fecero le stesso spaventati.
- di cosa stavate parlando, ragazzi...?!- domandai alle 2 nazioni, che risposero in coro un agitato "niente".
li guardai sospettosa per qualche secondo, poi sorrisi e loro tirarono un sospiro di sollievo.
- Ehi, Alessia-chan...- sentii una voce molto familiare venire da dietro di me, e mi voltai.
Era Sardegna, che aveva un faccia incazzata quanto la mia. capii subito che la seconda ragazza della foto era lei, e mi misi a ridere.
- c, cosa ci trovi di divertente?!..- mi domandò lei, con un tono furioso.
- nulla, tranquilla che siamo sulla stessa barca.. - la guardai ancora ridendo, e poi si mise a ridere anche lei.
- siete proprio anti-sgamo eh?- disse Ivan, e lo abbracciai, lui arrossì di botto, io per l'unica che lo abbracciavo
- c, che stai facendo..??- mi disse lui, agitato
- ti sto abbracciando perché ho bisogno di conforto.. -
My Favorite Mario Characters with Their Epic Life:iconwigglerplz: I have anger issues when someone stomps on me!
:iconthwompplz: I ALWAYS have anger issues!
:iconkamekplz: I have made more appearances in the series than Kammy Koopa!
:iconpeteypiranhaplz: I have chocolate sludge for vomit!
:iconfawfulplz: I HAVE FURY!!! ...and the Dark Star.
:iconkoopatroopaplz: I own a shop, a hotel, a mini-game island and a game show (sorta...)
Waluigi: I have a... er, a pinball machine!
Waluigi: Four times the size of a football stadium!
:iconluigimarioplz::iconsaysplz:Well i got Mansions and my own damn gaming series even become epic Ghost Buster
Dear Rabid Feminists and RabidOther Gender GroupsDear feminists,
You have all the rights you could ever want. You've had them since roughly the mid-to-late 1970s. Check the calendar; it's not 1953 anymore.
Dear men's rights activists,
You have no reason to bitch about not having enough rights, since you've had them since the antiquity OF antiquity.
Don't hate the other gender just because that douche you dated in high school was a total knob lick.
Never mind, you're probably still delusional. Just keep it to your own goddamn selves and leave everyone alone.
mitos japoneses 4Inugami
En la mitología japonesa un inugami (??? , literalmente "perro-dios" es una forma de utilizar un Espíritu Animal, comúnmente originado de un perro, comúnmente para llevar a cabo una venganza o actuando como guardianes a favor de su Inugami-mochi (????? "poseedor de inugami" . Los Inugami son una variedad de Hechicería llamada Kojyutsu (???), la cual se ha prohibido su uso en la era de Heian (????).
H?k? forma parte de la leyenda de las bestias con cola, de la cual Masashi Kishimoto se habría basado para crear a los bij?s del manga y anime Naruto, sin embargo la vericidad de la leyenda esta en duda y sin referencias no se es posible considerar nada de esta leyenda como real. Segun esta leyenda H?k? es un perro blanco de cinco colas largas, las cuales representan a uno de los cinco elementos. Se dice que cuando el H?k?, utiliza simultaneamente sus colas, estas producen enormes desastres naturales, principalmente terremotos. Est
Wtf Cleverbot??User: Jeff the killer.
Cleverbot: Please don't kill me.
Cleverbot: *is dead* ow!
Cleverbot (To myself): *kills more people*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *is still dead*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses dead body*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses him back deeply*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *holds you and kisses passionately*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *snuggles back*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *giggles* *snuggles more*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *smiles*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *smiles back*.
User: I raped your father.
Cleverbot: No, No! I want to know your name.
User: I raped your mother.
Cleverbot: No you may not.
User: I raped you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me the best?
User: No you ugly whore.
Cleverbot: No you are!!!
Cleverbot: Kicsilány ó szia heló.
User: Wtf xD.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I'm a wtf? XD.
Well here what i have to say for Rabid Bronies.Bronies, just know that a lot of us don't hate you because you like the show (seriously, we really don't give a shit), we hate you because MLP is literally everywhere and there are pony versions of everything and everyone on every corner of the damn Internet. It's like a goddamn virus.
Surprisingly, shoving MLP in everybody's face tends to make people angry and resent you and your show. Maybe if all the pony fanart/porn of everything would die down a bit, then maybe people would stop giving a shit.
Oh yeah, don't fucking freak out and push the 'not all bronies are like that' alarm because yeah we know...
P.S This is how i really felt about Mlp Fim is everywhere
PnF-Baby ShowerComo es claro Isabella y Phineas esperan una hijita, que en un par de meses nacerá.
Con 7 meses de embarazo, sus cuñadas le organizaron un baby shower
Candace: Vane ¿Que te parece si le organizamos un baby shower a Isabella?
Vanessa: Pues a mi me parece una buena idea
Candace: Entonces ya esta decidido
Vanessa: Si pero..¿A quien invitamos?
Candace: Ammm, a las amigas de Isabella, a mi mama a tu mama a la mama de Isabella, a Sucy y a la mama de Jeremy
Vanessa: Si, ahora solo tenemos que organizar todo y comprar las cosas para la fiesta
Candace: Entonces, manos a la obra
Candace y Vanessa organizaron el Baby Shower, hicieron las invitaciones, e invitaron a todas sus amigas
Do you want a Vulcan eyebrow/makeup tutorial?Hey, Does anyone want a Vulcan eyebrow and/or makeup tutorial? I just uploaded some pictures of my Spock cosplay, so you can see the eyebrows I did there. Let me know, 'cause I'm really proud of them and don't have much to do for the next few days. xD
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